$GOYSLOP
YOU WILL EAT THE SLOP
I don't want to work. I need more $GOYSLOP.
CONSUME. OBEY. SLOP.
(they can't keep getting away with this)
Contract Address:
"I DON'T WANT TO WORK"
"I NEED MORE $GOYSLOP"
This is the life. Surrounded by fast food logos. Energy drinks on the desk. McNuggets within reach. They can't keep getting away with this.
You are here. You will own nothing. And you will be happy.
THE GOYSLOP AGENDA
(you will comply)
You Will Eat The Seed Oils
They put it in everything. You have no choice. Resistance is futile. Just embrace it.
You Will Consume The Red 40
Petroleum-derived deliciousness. They can't keep getting away with this. But they will.
You Will Drink The Corn Syrup
High fructose. Maximum sweetness. Your insulin doesn't stand a chance.
You Will Enjoy Artificial Flavors
Real food is for the ungrateful. Lab-made tastes better anyway. Thank you science.
You Will Eat The Bugs
Sustainable protein for good goys. Ze future of food. You will own nothing.
And You Will Be Happy
Slop makes you happy. Consume product. Get excited for next product. This is the way.
THE OFFICIAL TIERLIST
(where do you fall?)
$GOYSLOP HOLDERS = TOP TIER
GOOD GOYS FED TODAY:
847,293,847
(they can't keep getting away with this)
TOKENOMICS
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
(1 billion servings of slop)
LP Burned
100%
(deep fried and burned)
Rug
IMPOSSIBLE
(LP burned = no rug = slop safe)
Tax
0/0
(smooth like HFCS)
THE MEMES
(this is culture)
MAKE YOUR OWN MEMES. SPREAD THE SLOP.
THE PLAN
(you will comply)
CONSUME
- 🍟Launch token
- 🍟You will visit this website
- 🍟You will follow on Twitter/X
- 🍟First 100 good goys
- 🍟Community of sloppers forms
OBEY
- 🍟1000 goys
- 🍟CoinGecko listing
- 🍟Memes spread (they can't stop us)
- 🍟Trending on DEXScreener
- 🍟They notice. They seethe.
OWN NOTHING
- 🍟10,000 goys
- 🍟CMC listing
- 🍟Fast food partnerships (they already use our ingredients)
- 🍟Merchandise (eat the bugs hoodie)
- 🍟First CEX listing
BE HAPPY
- 🍟100,000 goys
- 🍟Major CEX listings
- 🍟Billboard: YOU WILL EAT THE SLOP
- 🍟World domination
- 🍟You will own nothing. And you will be happy.
PHASE 5: THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
SLOP FAQ
(questions good goys ask)
Still have questions?
Embrace the slop. That's the only answer you need.